Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready!After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd try to fuck her till I nut in my underwear!!!!I can understand Kottonmouth Kings, Insane Clown Posse, etc.I've been to many many shows and I do have to say they put on one hell of a concert.Why not join us to find out what's going on in your area?
Barbie is a beautiful princess, and she's always trying to study the effect that her royal decrees have on her kingdom.
That’s why everyone in the West, at least the people who know that Davao exists, tells you that it’s way too dangerous to go there.
because you are a foreigner (more on that later), but there are also way less creepy dudes who want to sell you all kind of crap.Everyone with a Western salary or a budget of at least 0 a month will agree with me that the Philippines are pretty cheap.
Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips!
Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would Your pick up line be?
Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha!