(With advance notice and a little cajoling, of course, because we’re independent, busy people, too.)Behold: all the reasons why Jewish girls make the best wives.
Sorry to start with the obvious, but it’s got to be stated.
Nothing says Ayshet Chayil like her ability to lovingly prepare a Seder plate. Don’t think this means Jewish women are controlling.
Your wife is just highly efficient and on top of everything, from remembering your mom’s birthday to telling you when your car is due for an MOT.
Given that there are only 13.7 million Jews worldwide (I know, it feels like they're all on the Upper West Side), this is a serious Mitzvah.
Jewish dating sites have become remarkably successful online matchmakers in the last decade or so.
A few weeks ago, Elite Daily brought you The 23 Qualities Your Jewish Husband Must Possess. While every man is presumably looking for different qualities in his wife, we possess outstanding ones that any sane man should want. Our ability to drive 4x4’s and park them horrendously is commendable, and we’re more than willing to hold charity events in our homes.
We Rachel Weisz's and Natalie Portman's of the world know that in order to snag an Adam Brody or Jake Gyllenhall -- AKA a Torah-reading, vacation-loving and reasonably tall Jewish husband -- we must also deliver the goods. In fact, from the shtetl, to the ghetto, to right here in New York City, we’ve devoted our lives to it, having watched our mothers do exactly the same.
She creates a warm family environment where your family is always more than welcome to hang out, and you love her for it.
In the same way as your mom made it abundantly clear you were attractive, smart and adorable, your wife will be sure to pour as much love and devotion onto your sons.
And daughters, but really, it’s the sons she’ll be telling are too good for every woman who comes their way.
Having the same religious beliefs is often an important component of having a successful relationship — and even a successful first date.
But it can be hard to find someone who fully understands the culture, specific practices, daily commitments, and other personal qualities that mean so much to Jewish singles.
Because she can, and she'll ensure you're drinking Manischewitz with the new Jews before you've even noticed his oversized Chai necklace. If it weren't for her, you would have literally no friends.